The Dread Diseases of Wyvern

An excerpt from my Dwarven side:

rampage roars: wow toe to toe with a dragon zombie then i die to a spike pit D:
jinori shouts: hehe
syrucian roars: Irony~
You roar: Yesterday I died from a K-ration that went bad
rampage roars: looool
syrucian roars: You'd have to wonder why slightly bad food is so much deadlier then a snake bite?
jinori shouts: true....
You roar: Fungus and stuff
You roar: Quick acting, and it will kill you nastily
You roar: Magical diseases that are picked up, as well
You roar: Ever suffered from the Black Wasting?
You roar: Or Fever of the Angels?
jinori shouts: whats that?
You roar: Nasty stuff
You roar: The Black Wasting gradually turns you into black sludge
jinori shouts: sounds like it
You roar: A pile, if you stay still
You roar: The Fever of the Angels, I've never seen a case, but they say the pain is unbearable
jinori shouts: oh my, whats the symtoms? Just Incase
You roar: Your body burns with demonic heat, every ounce of liquid in your body boils, and you twist and turn as your body takes strange new shapes and mutates
You roar: They also say you age, quickly
jinori shouts: oh my my my
arudon shouts: 0_0
jinori shouts: ohh..no no no no noooo
You roar: If you are strong enough to survive it all, you'll turn to bones and dusts in a few hours
You roar: Now, the thing that you really have to watch out for is Rot Grubs
You roar: Little things are harmless most of the time
You roar: If they get into you, though, you're almost dead already
You roar: You have about 5 seconds to tear them out of your body or they'll eat your heart
You roar: They can break through even the skin of a stone giant
You roar: Many a foolish adventurer gone that way
You roar: I saw a man, he got them out, luckily enough
You roar: He also happened to disembowel himself
jinori shouts: lucky him >.>
You roar: Not really, no
You roar: Rot grubs hurt when they're going through you, but once your heart is gone, it is pretty much painless
You roar: It feels akin to falling asleep on a soft pillow
You roar: Lich told me that, once
You roar: His name was Klodin, and he chose it as the method of killing himself before his revivification
You roar: But, yeah, thats the dangers of eating some food that has gone bad
You roar: I wouldn't risk visiting it upon yourself, if you might
You roar: Anyhow, that's a grim enough topic
You roar: Care for an ale down at the New Verden Tavern?
jinori shouts: there
You roar: Well, nevermind
You roar: I've gotta get going
You roar: Talk to you later, friends
jinori shouts: raincheck
You roar: Indeed